The hello and goodbye is a routine usually preformed by a girlfriend or wife where she both starts the sexual encounter with a cock in her mouth(hello!) and ends the encounter with the same cock in her mouth(goodbye). (In between that period she is fucked lavishly) Just a standard blow job does not count as a "hello and goodbye".
My wife woke me this morning with The "hello & goodbye". And then she went to work and I went back to bed.
by Bangin the cart girl July 16, 2014

a death note to a lost love.
by LoverBoi_111 November 27, 2018

by SofBoi December 26, 2017

by FurySlayer December 21, 2022

The feeling for shame that washes over you after you have a) run so low on food, you try to go gourmet with the only things in your pantry by making a Vienna sausage gelatin ring, b) been so sex deprived the sight of your concoction turns you on, and c) had your roommate arrive home as you are ass up and balls deep in a double wiener aspic.
Cooper wasn't sure what was worse being considered an essential employee working for minimum wage during a pandemic or coming home to Dave's lime hello.
by JoshUrban April 5, 2020

by friskat3am_ May 25, 2022

"If you take another step into my dojo, i'm going to have to show you what it means to experience the The Tōtsuki Hello"
by Burred March 21, 2018
