nigger hawk
nigger hawk by fletcha93 November 4, 2008
Hawespiper
One who works his way up to a Licensed Officer's position in either the deck or engine departments of the Merchant Marine after starting from the very bottom as either a Wiper or Ordinary Seaman. This is most commonly seen on tugs and barges nowadays, since the USCG decided that suddenly experienced sailors are too stupid to advance to these positions on deep sea vessels without college degrees.
Climbing the ranks is referred to as 'climbing up the hawsepipe.' A man or woman who achieved this feat is respectfully called a hawser, or hawsepiper.
Climbing the ranks is referred to as 'climbing up the hawsepipe.' A man or woman who achieved this feat is respectfully called a hawser, or hawsepiper.
Captain Johnson is a hawespiper. He started as an Ordinary Seaman at age 18 and eventually worked his way up to become an officer.
Hawespiper by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007
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Hacksword
Hacksword by david sippy January 5, 2008
Stephen Hawking
To Stephen Hawking is to rectally ingest heroin by way of an opiate enema. A traditional Stephen Hawking consists of soaking a tampon in a White China/water blend (one should stay hydrated while traversing the universe) and simply inserting it into the rectum. Hawkinging is known to start with lower body paralysis while leading to a cationic/drooling state. Hawkinging is aptly named due to the heroin crossing through a "black hole" and then taking one to a different dimension.
Often practiced in a wheelchair with Cosmos or Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background, Stephen is alleged to prefer Jim Carey movies or N.W.A. Hawkinging has led to many similar methods such as the "Uranus" or "downer dog" where one assumes downward dog and has liquid heroin dripped into the anus. In order to relate to Hawkining, heroin must cross "the event horizon" through the "black hole". This is why "Sheening the Sphincter" falls under the Hawkinging umbrella despite the heroin being taken in powder form.
Hawkinging's alleged cultural impacts include the Phillip Seymour Hoffman's passing due to "black tar" substitution and Ted Cruz's smile.
Often practiced in a wheelchair with Cosmos or Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background, Stephen is alleged to prefer Jim Carey movies or N.W.A. Hawkinging has led to many similar methods such as the "Uranus" or "downer dog" where one assumes downward dog and has liquid heroin dripped into the anus. In order to relate to Hawkining, heroin must cross "the event horizon" through the "black hole". This is why "Sheening the Sphincter" falls under the Hawkinging umbrella despite the heroin being taken in powder form.
Hawkinging's alleged cultural impacts include the Phillip Seymour Hoffman's passing due to "black tar" substitution and Ted Cruz's smile.
Stephen Hawking by NotTheZodiacKiller June 29, 2016
Yurk Hawk
You: "Hey bro say Yurk, Hawk, but like fast."
Friend: "Yurk Hawk!"
You: "HAH! I MADE YOU SAY YOUR COCK!"
Friend: "Yurk Hawk!"
You: "HAH! I MADE YOU SAY YOUR COCK!"
Yurk Hawk by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 4, 2021
side faux hawk
"I put my hair in a faux hawk, but it looked to symmetrical so I moved it over to one side to make a side faux hawk."
side faux hawk by Paco! July 27, 2008
Stephen Hawking
Cocktail, of such potent voracity it is known to render the consumer slack faced, unable to enunciate and generally in need of personal one on one care.
Must be served in a traditional dimpled English 'Pint Pot'
The Stephen Hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- Whisky, Gin, Malibu, Vodka. To serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (Smirnof Mule, White Lightening, WKD etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.
You'll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you'll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.
Must be served in a traditional dimpled English 'Pint Pot'
The Stephen Hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- Whisky, Gin, Malibu, Vodka. To serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (Smirnof Mule, White Lightening, WKD etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.
You'll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you'll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.
He was shitfaced after just one Stephen Hawking.
One Stephen Hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.
On balance, it would be a bad idea for the Stephen Hawking to have a Stephen Hawking
One Stephen Hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.
On balance, it would be a bad idea for the Stephen Hawking to have a Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking by Linnetfan November 4, 2011