Granny handed

Got a hand job from a gilf.

Its. Free to get granny handed at bingo.

by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021

Wall hanger

Weapon that looks cool but is basically useless

-Hey, look at that sword, isn't it looks badass?
-Yeah, maybe, but quality of it is bad, this is just wall hanger

by BestialWarMönke August 15, 2021

banger hanger

A bra.

Look at the size of her tits . She needs an industrial strength banger hanger.

by Betty bopper February 20, 2022

coat hanger

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies

omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger

by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022

Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022

Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move

If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind

by Squawboss June 23, 2022

Ape Hangers

A term for very large saggy old women titties whose best life are behind them. Also commonly referred to handlebars on a Harley Davidson Motorcycle popularized by the gay community.

Whoa, look at grandmas Ape Hangers! Those were probably awesome back in the day.

by BadLarryLenitz January 26, 2023