hemburger

you cant even spell hamburger right….

Ariana: I want food.
Steve: How about a HEMBURGER?
Ariana: …

by starbyi May 15, 2023

Hamborger

I like borgers

Kid: Mommy i want hamborgers
Mother: Billy no you already ate 10 an hour ago

by Broken humour Douma September 5, 2023

hamburber

the retarded way of saying "hamburger," seen when children inhale a shit ton of carbon monoxide

"Hey Alen, what did you have for dinner last night?"
"oh, I had a hamburber :3"
"hamburber?? HAMBURBER??? I LOVE HAMBURBER MMMMMM-MMMMMM"

by mangotang_91 May 21, 2024

The Hamburdler

Like the McDonalds “Hamburgler,” but Donald Trump’s kids knew him as “THE HAMBURDLER” because their father can’t spell “Hamburger.”

“Hey, you stole my HAMBURDERS, Donald Trump Junior! Give them back, you’re as bad as THE HAMBURDLER!”

by TwittahBanned4Life June 28, 2021

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025