Crazy-ass Gym Mofo

Some kind of brotha or sista who spend three hours in the gym, stacks on five workouts, and drives the coaches insane.
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Gym Stan

That guy who owns a large transparent water bottle with protein shake in it who doesn’t stop talking about how often they go to the gym, how much they can lift, what type of pre-workout they use and whether it’s leg day or not. These people aren’t necessarily show offs, rather they are just very dedicated to working out to the point where they don’t have a life.
Person one to Person two: So I’m gonna hit the gym later, I really don’t want to go but I gotta work on my legs today because yesterday I did mostly upper body.
Person two to Person three: Person one is such a Gym Stan.
* This only applies to regular people, Actual athletes who have a real reason to work out in order to perform their job are exempt from being called this.
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Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”
by TymmH June 09, 2024
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Gym tourettes

The random bursts of colourful language which are screamed at someone who is struggling with weights or exercise within a gym environment.
Those two dudes by the squat rack are both suffering from an extreme case of gym tourettes...
by Mr. Awesome Jr. August 21, 2013
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Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.
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giant gym rat

A giant rat that lives in a weird school that cant afford to get a exterminator.

The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.

The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.

But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
Dance kid: ugh PE is so bad what do u even do?

PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.
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gym nerd

Someone who goes to the gym but doesn't use the equipment. The average gym nerd continually talks about form and caloric intake. Being a gym nerd is often accompanied by a PT certification.
The gym nerd kept leering at me and tried to tell me I wasn't extending enough.
by WGstyles March 08, 2023
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