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Grease Shingle 

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

Grease Pit

A commonly local food place where the menu consists mostly of fried or greasy food.
Ugh, this place is such a grease pit, I can almost hear my heart pounding.
Grease Pit by Koolkmanguy November 21, 2016

Greasebag 

A fucking douche that is really annoying and usually a shit hair and thinks he can nail pussy
Jackson is fucking greasebag dude.
Greasebag by Phu February 15, 2017

grease my corndog 

When someone covers their partners dick in grease to use as lube
We went to the county fair in Kansas and after I let my girl grease my corndog

Grease Ball 

"Grease Ball" or more commonly used now "Nadsludge" is a slimy substance that occurs on male genitalia after performing either anal or vaginal intercourse on a female. The Ball "grease" worsens as male hygiene declines.
Tyler Kamin never showered and only fucked hoes. Thats why he got the Grease Ball!
Grease Ball by Fortnite assslayer November 24, 2017

Greaser Supreme 

Doing a hair flick after you haven’t washed your hair in a week so all of the grease comes off and lands on your dick. Then you use this grease as lube and perform intercourse on a female.
Matt: Look at this picture of a girl I took home the other night

Owen: Damn bro she’s a baddie. What did you do with her?

Matt: Gave her the greaser supreme
Greaser Supreme by Carmoney February 16, 2018