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Goober

1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
by anonymous February 20, 2024
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silly goober

silly goober; adjective

silly goobers are people who are so silly and chaotic. calling someone a ‘silly goober’ can be considered a compliment. often you call people silly goobers after they have done something dimwit-like.
Thing 1: i just committed arson to that building over there. *points to collapsed and on fire building*

Thing 2: your such a silly goober!!
by mvma.nugget December 1, 2024
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Goober

Stop itching your goober!
by JohnsonvilleSausage July 16, 2021
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goofy goober

To be really silly and stupid yet fun sponge bob was one.
by Safdr February 11, 2022
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Goober

A term used by discord Neo Nazis to refer to being someone who wishes violence on Jews and other minorities
“Dude I’m such a goober man just wanna shoot de joos”
by Richle February 5, 2024
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Goober

(A goob) making a mistake that could have been easily avoided, (goober) is someone who ´´goobs´´ a lot.
He is such a goober he could´ve easily avoided that.
by fvntvzy May 31, 2023
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goober

A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.
P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training

P2: Are they coming to the training this time.

P1: No they are a goober.
by anonymous October 19, 2023
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