Glory

Ha! UMAI!

Hym "You are selling something I gave away for free for the purpose of your own aggrandizement and giving stolen glory to a false god that you don't actually believe in because you are a fraud and a charlatan. And I know that they mean the same thing but the word 'charlatan' has a religious connotation that the word 'fraud' does not. You don't want me to say your name as bad as you think you do..."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Glory Hunter

A football “fan” that only supports their team when they are winning.

John McDonald is a Glory Hunter !

by Henrik26 March 18, 2021

Morning Glory

Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex

Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!

by Jack Mihoffman January 5, 2025

glory lap

Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.

1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"

2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"

3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"

by prohobbit September 28, 2018

Morning Glory

Safe word for sex with a sheep and/or goat

I was feeding today and decided to go in for a little morning glory.

by Yler Ubrey February 24, 2025

Glory Haul

the vary last haul given to a joint before its roached where you toke till you choke.

"yo this joints burnin my fingers im givin it a glory haul then roachin it."

by cronicblunt420 August 4, 2009

Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.

Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.

by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021