The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 7, 2020
Get the No Splash No Gashmug. "Have you seen that story on the news today about that terrorist attack" "ah yeah bro what a load of dog gash"
by Libertycap500 March 7, 2025
Get the Dog gashmug. A collective term used to describe attractive women. More commonly used in exotic locations or in extreme and infrequent weather conditions, such as snow etc.
"The snow brings out all the dank gash."
"What you on about Dooze?"
"There's been an abundance of dank looking girls since its been snowing. Eye candy."
"What you on about Dooze?"
"There's been an abundance of dank looking girls since its been snowing. Eye candy."
by Veseylad50 September 20, 2016
Get the dank gashmug. An estimation of a females’s amount of past sexual partners, intended in a derogatory, judgmental, ignorant, and hypocritical manner.
Bro 2: Yo, you planning to have sex with Guadalupe, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Get the gash mileagemug. by fragmaster August 23, 2018
Get the Gash crashermug.