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World's Loneliest Fieldtrip 

First, most of the people in the class go home, knowing they don't need the fieldtrip. Next, there are 5 people left, including you. Three of them leave because they have to meet someone. And finally, the last one leaves because they have an appointment of some kind. This leaves you completely alone with the instructor. The resulting fieldtrip is so nostalgic that you can't help but use the bathroom of whatever facility the trip takes at, because your lunch is telling you it wants to move on after seeing the amount of progress you're making.

Key sign that one is about to start: Everyone in the class is staring at you when you say you'll go and you're the only person raising your hand. Prepare to be swamped by loneliness and nostalgia.

If you use this term, your trip might not be the record holder for the loneliest fieldtrip, but it might feel like it.
There are various factors that play in like isolation, space and nostalgia. So depending on the conditions, you may or may not be the record holder.
You're on a phone call with a friend:

You: Hello?
Friend: Hello. What is it.
You: I'm alone on the fieldtrip.
Friend: I told you know one would go.
You: This feels like the world's loneliest fieldtrip.
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Bwof - Benefits without friendship

Bwof instead of fwb, indicating there's sexual benefits but no companionship, a hook-up, a fuck buddy... Except you'd like to hang out with them as friends sometimes too 😟
We're not dating, we "hang out" but only as bwof - benefits without friendship. I really want to do friends things together too, but we're not even fwb. Yeah, welcome to the modern dating scene, it sucks! Where hanging out now means fuck buddy

The power of friendship 

They used the power of friendship to win against the big bad

kenji and bambi friendship 

we like this 🀞 and not like this πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ
are you and kenji dating?

NO PLS!! we like this 🀞 and not like this πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ

he is m bf , boy friend, boy that is a friend, that is what kenji and bambi friendship is

( WE NOT DAFE πŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’” )

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.
Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

Japan/China friendship forever

Japan and China teaming up to fight tariffs?
Hym "Well... You know whose side I'm on. Japan is my favorite and is the only country I will not nuke. But I still want to know how China made that 'Artificial Sun.' I was musing on that earlier. How large of an apparatus you would need to compress hydrogen hard enough to make a small one... But I'll allow it! Japan/China friendship forever! And you know what they say 'You can't spell Japan/China friendship forever without Pan in a fried pee.' You know, I actually had to sushi the other day. It slammed."

2nd Pill Friendship 

A friendship that forms after you've already faced the hard truth about people and the world. It’s not built on naive trust or loyaltyβ€”it’s built on mutual understanding, and a shared awareness of reality. Both people know the score, and the bond is more about getting things done than keeping up appearances.
We don’t sugarcoat anything, but we get things done together. That’s a 2nd pill friendship.