Freedom

The ability for 9 unelected officials to make decisions that dictate the rights of 332.4 million members of the voting public based solely upon their personal views, beliefs and opinions.

If you still think America is the land of freedom, you might need to extract your head from your anus and take a look around.

by K2point0 June 29, 2022

Walmart brand freedom

When parents are overly strict and say we live in a free country.

Guy1: “Bruh my parents think that communism is bad they haven’t seen themselves!”
Guy2: “Walmart brand freedom be like”

by Ur mom is upstairs August 16, 2021

Freedom

Freedom is a nice friend to everyone. She is normally super smart and people define her as a geek but a fun and careing person on the inside most of the time her friends copy her work and dont tell her about it. Freedom is skinny with nice brown hair. Although some people hate her alot of people love her more.

Friend: wheres freedom
Teacher: working on her homework
Friend: great ima go br her study partner

by Alyssa kay bacon June 30, 2019

Freedom fighter

Someone that fights freedom, usually on horseback to make himself/herself look higher than the law and thinks of themself as the law. Otherwise known as an instigator, someone that always tries to trap or provoke people much in the way a matador would trap and provoke a bull.

Syd Noreaga thought of herself as a healer even though everyone around her was sick as from a plague of her. Some people had loved and missed the freedom they had back in 2019, before each and every freedom fighter started calling himself/herself the law.

by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

Freedom

The name of someone that's honest and loyal. They always get hurt because they fall in love easily, but they will never hurt anybody's feelings. Please be nice

Hey freedom, how was your day? You got this

by fr33d0m.m November 20, 2021

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 12, 2019

Freedom bamboozle

Freedom bamboozle:

1. Any attempt to get what one wants by declaring that to not cooperate will result in diminished freedom.

2. Firing-up self-respect and righteousness by declaring that the fight is a fight for freedom.

3. Short-circuiting thinking in simple minds by providing an ennobling motivation for action.

The freedom bamboozle will be sure to get the mooks onboard for the invasion.

by Victor Cobblepot July 31, 2022