coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.
Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!
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roll cereal

The act of getting high on Ketamine, or "Special K"
"Turtle and I want to roll cereal at Burning Man . It will make the trip."
by MsBitchhands December 13, 2017
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cereal procreator

When a man or women have more then two or more mothers or baby daddys.
1000 kids and counting "Netflix"doc about the cereal procreator
by Crystalclear321 August 15, 2024
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gateway cereal

A slightly sweet cereal that leads you into eating other, sweeter, cereals.
"It has been established that Honey Nut Cheerios is a gateway cereal that often leads to Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch." - From Adult Swim: America Loves Lists: Hemptastic
by chofero November 03, 2010
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Cereal Boxing

An act where a man excessively inseminates a girl and pours crunchy cereal onto the mess, proceeding to eat the mess out of her
"Bro, I just bought these Frosted Flakes so Jessica and I can go cereal boxing tonight!"
by fortnitedancingcatbears July 24, 2022
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Cereal Box

Someone who is shaped like a cereal box, wide hips and wide shoulders with skinny neck and legs. This person usually likes to flash others.
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Cereal box

You often keep your ceral in them they are made of cardboard and some kids make robots out of them they are often a insult boys use on girls to show they are flat chested
Dude1:omg she’s pretty flat. Dude2:ye she’s a right cereal box
by Sexybaby6666 August 03, 2018
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