cooch flies

Miniature flies that sworm around a worn out dirty cooch.

Hey Bruce did you see all the cooch flies sworming around Samantha's dirty rotten kitty at the village office?

by Bruce Calhoon November 13, 2007

spaghetti flip-flop

A woman has an anal prolapse and indulges in doggy style sex. The sound of her entrails hitting your bullocks is known as a spaghetti flip-flop.

I slept with this bird last night; her colon was hanging out of her arse so I partook in a spaghetti flip-flop.

by SmallNet February 8, 2017

pack up your flaps

To give suggestion that now might be a good time to start to make preparations for removing themselves from their current surroundings.

To advise some one to leave.

Since Timothy was unhappy with the look of his mail order bride, he told that bitch to “Pack up your flaps and go back to Russia.”

by liquid explosion October 23, 2005

The black cow flies at midnight

The black cow flies at midnight means anything you want. Also used for guy code, "is your girlfriend, wife, significant other around"? This phrase is used to check if the coast is clear.

This phrase is also used to speak in code for any real day situation: is the black cow flying at midnight?

Examples: when you don't want people around to know what you are talking about.

Yo bro, the black cow flies at midnight?

Yup

Ok let me know when your girlfriend leaves.....

by Bigdogdaddy13 January 26, 2013

flip flops

shoes that look good on girls... who have a pedicure, nail polish, have feet that are not deformed, have feet that dont look dry and leathery, dont have skin flaking off around the toenails. looks terrible on guys because our feet, i must say, look horrible.

while im on the train, i see many females with flip flops. most of there feet make me want to gag :(

by Z3r0s3volution June 10, 2009

p flaps

Technically speaking, the labia minora--also commonly referred to as 'beef curtains'.

" Was the party last night a total testicle festival? Or were there some p flaps there?!??!?"

by SimSay January 4, 2008

windy flaps o zwirnor

large dangling beef curtains which sway in even the slightest breeze, generally encrusted and smelling of fish.

Christ that fat lass has the windy flaps o zwirnor

by Most of the Scottish Regiments May 7, 2008