The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.
Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.
by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019
Get the New Fashioned Thumb Aroundmug. a brief mental blank when attempting to pick out an outfit, complete forgetfulness of one's own ability to put an outfit together without mental strain.
I've been looking through my closet for hours and I still can't find anything to wear - I'm having a total fashion brain fart!
by misslaurendeane November 29, 2021
Get the fashion brain fartmug. Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025
Get the The New Fashioned Double Thumb Aroundmug. by Cornelius J December 26, 2023
Get the Fashion niggamug. by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021
Get the old fashioned jackie chan diarrheamug. Fashion is somewhat of an intentional production that has correlation with what is thought of to be “in” while also in tandem with one’s personal style, therefore more intentional, personal, and/or cultural than costume and the general concept of uniform.
You're pretty up in that world, so I know you understand fashion, but you dress pretty whack so I think its probably more style.... weirdo
by ethosphhill September 10, 2021
Get the Fashionmug. The act of mismatching of clothing (either deliberately or due to ignorance of very fundamental and general rules of fashion)
by Sir. B April 11, 2021
Get the Fashion Terrorismmug.