spider farmer

A person who wears unattractive clothes and is sort of asocial. They may be seen wandering the co-op grocery and tasting everything in the store. Spider farmers buy very small amounts.

Look at the creepy spider farmer over there next the cheese counter.

by B.Myers August 24, 2005

turkey farmer

a very annoying person who is the leader in a gang because the people in his gang are turkeys
this is a nasty name to call someone, like a snot-rag

go farm your turkeys, u turkey farmer

by pyro November 3, 2004

Grollia Farmer

A mythical Culture who command great respect among the grollia nations, belived to have the power to make humans fall into a state of violent dhieria until dead. nobody has ever seen a Grollia farmer and lived.

Dave: Holy crap bob is that a Grollia Farmer?
Bob: Dont be silly there just a myth
Dave: AH holy Crap my fucking ass!...i cant stop shitting myself!

by Barrygarry January 17, 2009

farmer snort

See also, snot rocket
Holding one nostril closed, and exhaling through the open one. Good way to avoid taking tissue into the mountain, where guide or counselers may make you "pack it out."

Farmer Snorting is efficient and fun.

by Logan May 15, 2005

Mine Farmer

Someone is using you to get stuff for them in a game.

You are a mine farmer you're just using me to get good stuff.

by 0eA December 22, 2014

Crab Farmer

A synonym to the word male prostitute. A person who has sex frequently.

Ex) That crab farmer was all over you!

by Taylor Sasso January 1, 2009

Angry Farmer

Not to be confused with the angry pirate, the angry dragon or anything similar, the angry farmer is a legendary, albeit mythical sex move, used to make a friend jealous, or as an act of vengeance against a boyfried or lover.
Little is known of the angry farmer, apart from that the female partner needs to be UBER flexible, the first part hurts, but after that multiple orgasms are guaranteed.

Example 1:
RiRi - Hey Mitch, you know that chick that you like?
Mitch - Yeah, why?
RiRi - Well... She was over before... She's SO FLEXIBLE!!
Mitch - WTF, you cunt.
RiRi - Yeah, gave her the angry farmer... I'd heard about it, but i didnt think it was POSSIBLE. Like its pretty gnarly man. The first part sorta hurts, but after that, we're talking multiple OMGasms.
Mitch - *kills self*

Example 2:
Girlfriend - Hey honey....
Boyfriend - Yeah babe?
Girlfriend - You know that guy... The one you hate?
Boyfriend - Yeah, that faggot?
Girlfriend - I was over at his house before... He gave me the angry farmer. I orgasmed seven times. By the way, it's over between you and me. Ha ha.
Boyrfriend - *kills self*

by RiRi RAWR! December 25, 2007