Common Sense Fairy

U.S. Army term for a mythical creature that clubs privates, NCOs, gurus, officers and anybody else nearby that has succumbed to the bad advice of the Good Idea Fairy. Usually the Common Sense Fairy visits during AARs, accidents, misfires, or any other SNAFU moment. The weapon she yields is a club that often brings forth reduction in rank, loss of pay, cool points, jail time and anything else the smacks one with common sense. Listen to the Common Sense Fairy!

Captain Corelli and his mandolin just got smacked by the Common Sense Fairy when it was found out that his good idea is being investigated by CID and IG.

Common Sense Fairy by easttimorjackontheattack February 16, 2012

southern fairy

Term of abuse for anyone who is from the south of england

i cant stand these blimin southern fairies

ay, i'd have to agree with yer on that one, i just 'ate these southern fairies

southern fairy by Mozzie November 13, 2003

Fabreeze Fairy 

A person who busts out the Fabreeze to freshen up a rank-smelling room / apartment / office to make it habitable again.

Girl: UGH! It smells absolutely rank in here!

Boy: I've got some Fabreeze, want to be the Fabreeze Fairy?

Fabreeze Fairy by Keepin’ It Fresh June 28, 2010

dragon fairy 

An Asian-Gay male (usually young - although term is not age range specific) that has a really, really, really bad attitude/temperament.

Brad was having no luck in talking to that Asian-guy because he is a dragon fairy.

dragon fairy by hi1969 January 22, 2011

Grannies Fairy Dust 

The ejaculate of a mature lady, probably over 70 years old.

Matty J: Mate, the other day I pulled this right old munter. I was going down on her when she came and got a face full of Grannies Fairy Dust!

Deano: Respect!

Grannies Fairy Dust by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013

Brown Fairy 

Chocolate milk with a dash of strawberry syrup and rum (vodka can be substituted in rum is not available).

My girlfriend blacked out on a 32oz Brown Fairy.

Brown Fairy by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Carpet Fairy 

Being the female equivalent of a soy boy, a carpet fairy is an extremely feminine lesbian. Carpet fairies can usually be seen drinking a venti frappuccino and gossiping about the latest scandal denoted in the most recent Cosmopolitan article.

Tyler: "Did you see Carla? That outfit she's wearing makes her stand out more than a republican in downtown LA."
Chad: "Yeah, seriously. She's a real carpet fairy."

Carpet Fairy by Technium February 21, 2018