Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.
"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."
nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty
nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty
by fatty beating master January 14, 2008
Get the beating a fatty mug.Fifty is the cops. It comes from five O, which is from the tv show Hawaii Five O. So, five O makes fifty.
by Jimi Hoffa April 26, 2008
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by Nick@Nite May 21, 2006
Get the fatty mug.somebody who has more rolls than any sumo wrestler alive and leaves a trail of fat juice while walking down a path after eating and eating more food then one can think of. to be at this stage, one must complete 4 courses of all fast food chains for 3 months straight, tubs of miracle whip, and chocolate dipped everything.
no exercise or concentration needed.
no exercise or concentration needed.
yo, i was walking through wal-mart when this fatty mcfat fat blocked me in the aisle and i had to hold my breath and suck in to get by him... i felt like i was in a blowhole.
by fabby March 14, 2008
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Get the faffy mug.Also known to as slf, a secret life fatty is someone who looks skinny or fit in real life but is so physically unfit that running two feet makes them collapse from exhaustion.
Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.
Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.
Person A: "You don't need to lose weight. Look at how skinny you are, I bet you could outrun me by miles"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"
by Bob Errey October 22, 2008
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