either you think something is amazing or you have an illness or your food has been poisend but its interesting non the less
by nae nae nigga February 9, 2022

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

Dude: can you get me some toilet paper, Had thai yesterday now I've painted the stall brown.
Dude2: you're kidding
Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.
Dude2: you're kidding
Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.
by Onepump man August 18, 2020

by Nop Smash September 7, 2016

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.
Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 23, 2025
