Ethan

Ethan means big Dick and always gets pussy

Ethan will always get pussy

by Bigdickethan November 8, 2020

ethan owen

A wanker that sucks cock. He has a rubbish haircut and a gay laugh. He is drama queen faggot. And likes touching guys in a nice place. Aka jimmy Saville

Dam he is a little shit bet he is called Ethan Owen

by Luke.M March 4, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a kid who always has to be the center of attention. He's loud, obnoxious, but strangly funny in a weird-kid-with-a-school-shooter-style-haircut kind of way. He regularly caresses the inner thigh of seals and smokes busted goo with his pals from 'Nam. Calvin Klein model in the making. You can usually find him chilling in the back of Uncle Melvin's van, or in Uncle Tom's cabin with Troy Mann. All in all, "good" friend to have.

Me- give me the ethan

Barber- I got you

by Nah fan September 12, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a boys name and means strong and optimistic. This is wrong, Ethan’s are not strong physically, typically their girlfriends can out lift them at the gym. Ethan’s tend to play a lot of video games and ignore the outside world. They poop more than the average person. Ethans are sweet but can be stinky. They are loyal and misbehave quite often. Ethan’s like blondes and marijuana. The best nickname for a Ethan is FiFi.

My friend Ethan plays video games on the toilet four times a day.

by TurkBerserk May 17, 2019

Ethan Smith

A very wonderful and caring person. If you have an Ethan Smith in your life you should be thankful. Ethan Smith is also very good at sex and is the best in the bed. All the girls go for him but only he good loyal ones get him.

That guy is so hot he must be an Ethan Smith

I just had the best sex with Ethan Smith last night

by Joe Mama 714 November 6, 2019

Ethan Appreciation Day

While Ethan should be appreciated every day, Ethan Appreciation Day is a holiday where we appreciate Ethan for constantly being the butt of jokes and for putting up with relentless harassment concerning his love life and social habits.

However, due to the increased attention, Ethan is ironically treated worse than usual on Ethan Appreciation Day.

Happy Ethan Appreciation Day!

*Punches Ethan in the groin*

by DaRiceMan March 6, 2020

Ethan

A great guy who will do anything to make the girl he loves happy. Her name usually starts with a J but he will love any girl who loves him. He is a kind person, who is very loud and stupid at times, but has a lot of secrets that he keeps to himself. If he tells you something personal, its because he trusts you. He is good at sport and loves staying fit and going out with friends. He's not great with girls but always has a girlfriend. He usually will do anything and everything for his girlfriend. He usually prefers brunettes. overall hes just a great guy and your lucky if you get an Ethan in your life.

Girl1: Omg who is that guy? he acts like an idiot.
Girl2: Oh thats Ethan, he's just acting like an idiot but he's a great guy. I wish he was mine but he's already taken

by A_Girl_ September 4, 2016