Krispan Eli

Krispan Eli is a term for a pedo who eats children, and getting obese from 'Kid Meat' sus edition.

Are you eating baby jimmy?!? you damn Krispan Eli.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

by Wistopher May 10, 2020

Eli

Elis are gay and annoying

Gay shit, the most weird as guy in the world, life is bad with a eli

by Nimizh October 5, 2021

Eli

Eli is smart athletic and hot he has a huge cock too

Eli has a big dick

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Elyes

He is a funny guy but he is annoying at some point, he never loves anyone, and always tries to impress people by his money, and he acts like he knows everything and he doesn’t

No, I’ve met an Elyes

by Supper2737 March 5, 2022

Diddy Eli

Being freaky with your siblings

Don't do the Diddy Eli

by Ejrhshend August 30, 2025

Eli

Eli is an amazing person and you can't find anybody as great as them! If you find a friend named Eli, never let them go because you are the luckiest person in the entire world if you have a freind named Eli, so treat them right, because you won't find somebody better.

If I had a friend like Eli, I would be the happiest person alive!

by A friend of a Seasha UwU November 18, 2021