e-cigarrette

A "fake" cigarrette designed to help people quit smoking or provide a healthy alternative to smoking. E-cigarrettes contain nothing but nicotine and water vapor. Tobacco companies and the FDA are opposed to e-cigarrettes because trace amounts of carcenogens were found in e-cigarrettes made in China.

The advantages of e-cigarrettes are useless when compared to regular cigarrettes which contain over 4,000 chemicals including embalming fluid (good for dead people), and rat poison (good for people afraid of rats). Real cigarrettes are proven to cause cancer (population control) and if smoked by a pregnant person could cause serious health issues including death to a fetus (birth control).

If you ever come into contact with an e-cigarrette, be careful not to be distracted by the shiny LED light, stick to your guns and smoke that god given bowl or marajuana.

Every time you smoke an e-cigarrette, big tobacco kills a puppy.

by eva was here August 6, 2009

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e-Christian

A self-professed Christian, or one who defends Christians or Christianity from criticism, whose Internet presence (as part of a discussion forum, website author, etc.) manifests in at least one (but usually more) of the following ways:

1)ignorance of fundamental scientific concepts
2)inability to form and/or comprehend logically valid arguments
3)inability to understand the importance of logically valid arguments in general
4)quoting the Bible for the purpose of proving something to an audience that clearly does not consider it authoritative
5)an unconquerable sense of Christian superiority
6)mindlessly parroting the worst and most widely used Christian apologists' arguments
7)inability or stubborn unwillingness to see things from the perspective of a non-Christian

"After arguing with all these e-Christians, I'm not surprised that people stereotype Christians as being stupid and uneducated."

by Jo'Mamma May 3, 2008

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E-Cunt

Someone you dont mind in real life but over the internet there a real cunt.

Boliver;I'm a cunt
Je-ack; i no

Boliver; so are u

Je-ack; cbf having this convo

Boliver; pussy

Je-ack; Shut it u E-cunt

Boliver; no you shut up lololololololollo

by Crazy Eyes ZEE May 6, 2009

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E-Chop

E-Chop (verb) – an electronic version of Throat Chop, meaning to reject, deny or break up with someone using electronic communication, including (but not limited to) Email, SMS, MMS, instant messenger, Skype, facebook, blog, morse code. Generally practised when the E-Chopper:

(i) does not have the balls to do it in person;

(ii) for whatever reason, doesn’t think the recipient is worthy of an ‘in person’ Throat Chop; or

(iii) is a mute and has difficulty communicating otherwise.

So I heard Dalton gave that wench an E-Chop today. I hope she checks her email before she sees him getting jiggy tonight!

by rangerdiko October 1, 2009

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