donkeyballs

when something really suck balls.

GUY 1: Dude, my phone fell in the toilet!
GUY 2: oh man, donkeyballs.

by 6kishnw June 28, 2009

Rabid Fruit Donkey

Rabid Fruit Donkey

An extremely violent jackass who likes to get drunk off of fruit cocktails.

That rabid fruit donkey is extremely wasted on fruit cocktails again.

by Christopher G September 5, 2008

Wallop the donkey

Manspeak for having sex with the wife.

Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.

Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.

by Citizen Sade April 13, 2010

Dinker Donger

Your dick, specifically a small or plump one.

John Cena's dinker donger got lost in the Vietnam War

by Poop NudeSafety January 28, 2006

dinker

The word that my grandma would refer to my penis as, when i was a little kid.

G-Ma: "Don't forget to wash your dinker"
Me: "ok"

by soap-operas are gay June 1, 2006

Donkers

A huge pair of boobs, usually on a smaller girl.

Damn! That girl has some donkers!

by Whiteguy1227 August 30, 2009

That sucks donkey dick

It sucks in a big way.

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.

by nicole_luvz_cox January 13, 2011