sober as a duck

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck

by millzzzzz March 27, 2022

buttery duck

When someone wipes the pirspiration from their own or anothers geutchal area and wipes it on another person

I will give your brother a buttery duck.

by franky calhoun January 20, 2009

Duck Killers

Duck Killers is a common nickname for the Texas Holdem starting hand of 7 2.

Next time I get Duck Killers I’m going all in

by Spyro_0 February 20, 2022

Stuffing the Duck

The act of stuffing toilet paper or tissue paper in ur bunghole when u hav wet farts or the shits.

Bro I'm totally stuffing the duck right now.

by BholeItaliano July 3, 2011

duck dinner

military slang for a dishonorable dishcharge

"Steven got a duck dinner for murdering a fellow soldier"

by ThatInvisbleGirl May 6, 2017

Hoe duck

A female under the impression that she's a bright person. She might think she's right about everything. She can be a bit obsessive and delusional too. She looks like she's had a shit tone of heroin

"Mate did you hear Destiny talking shit earlier, I think she's losing it." "Yea bro she's a fucken hoe duck"

by Hoe Duck(by Adog) November 9, 2020

Poon Duck

The tool used by a Gynecologist to spread open the womans vagina for inspection. Also used for trash talking someone.

Your such a f*cking poon duck. Dude you are being a total poon duck. You're not just a tool, you're a poon duck.

by Shubakkhurau August 17, 2010