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douchebag shuffle 

An extremely lame dance performed at clubs or parties in which the dancer slowly bounces up and down in time with the music while twisting his upper body slightly from side to side. The dancer's feet remain on the ground, and arms stay motionless at the dancer's sides.

This dance is performed primarily by douchebags, mainly because it is the only dance that they are able to perform besides grinding.
-"Let's go. This club is full of assholes."
-"How do you know?"
-"Everyone's doing the douchebag shuffle."

douchebag party of one 

When you are waiting in the bar for a table for one in a busy eatery and the waitress calls your name.

"-YOUR LAST NAME---- party of one" TRANSLATION IS

"douchebag party of one"

your response---- "yes please" with your hand and index finger extended in acknowledgement.
When you are waiting in the bar for a table for one in a busy eatery and the waitress calls your name.

"-YOUR LAST NAME---- party of one" TRANSLATION IS "douchebag party of one"

your response---- "yes please" with your hand and index finger extended in acknowledgement."

Douchebag Sweep 

When in an NBA playoff series, the winning team loses the first game and then wins the next four.
The Lakers will Douchebag sweep the blazers

Douchebag March 

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

douchebag supreme

Anyone exhibiting traits or lack of abilities similar to Tim Lankin, a supreme douchebag.
Ryan Seacreast is a douchebag. Tim Lankin is a douchebag supreme

douchebag drop 

trying to get out of a situation by dropping a name who has higher superiority while acting like a douchebag
Fred is trying to douchebag drop the officer out of a ticket by saying he knows the cheif of police.
douchebag drop by Th3M@tr1X January 2, 2018