doing a Stafford

The process of creating faecal matter in a toilet within a building in which one is a guest. Includes public places such as shopping centres and restaurants.

-Stan's been gone a while, I thought he'd only gone to the toilet
-Well, that could mean only one thing; he's doing a Stafford
-That's vile, you always wait until you get home and go in your own toilet

by Stan Stappord. December 8, 2010

how are you doing?

hi

hey, how are you doing?

by T D Olson October 22, 2003

doing homework

When James and Jennifer get together on long summer nights and have wild, raunchy sex.

"I'm going to be doing homework all summer long."

by Ashizzie June 11, 2006

doing a freddy

when a person has consumed so many drugs/shots that he has a violent reaction..often ends in hospitalisation and/or throwing up behind a bar.

person 1: how was youre night with alex?
person 2: terrible...he ended up doing a freddy on me and had to go to kingston hospital.

by sparkupnchill March 14, 2011

How you doin?

A pick up line that works 100% of the time.

Me: How you doin?
Girl: *wets panties*

by Olivia Diaz-Recendez June 8, 2019

doing a luke

hanging around totally intoxicated, hugging strangers or - even worse - friends who are not doing a luke at the moment.

doing a luke also includes moving like a tard and talking gibberish (mostly about their drug use) and almost exclusively applies to young, money whoring guys in the event industries.

Alex: "I'm worried about Dave. I just met him and he did a luke."
Chris: "Yeah, his success went to his head. He should take less drugs and stop doing a luke."

by rambozambo July 23, 2010

boy what you doin in dis neighborhood?!

usually the last thing a white person visiting compton hears before he is either beaten or shot by a group of angry men.

the lesson: watch yo back in compton!

by Bloody Mary May 24, 2004