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As well as referring to the act of placing the head of an erect penis inside the foreskin/meatus of another erect penis, docking also denotes the act of placing an unerect or flaccid penis along the length of an exposed buttock crack. In this act (often performed in British, public, boarding schools), erections are very much frowned upon.
Eddie bent over, exposing his bumhole with a neatly parted cheek, as Tony docked him expertly. "Oh what a beautiful docking", exclaimed Lara.
docking by pw_ninja September 4, 2009
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dry docking

To take a shit in a commode with no water in the bowl.
dry docking by treb September 23, 2003

space docking 

latin: incursio astrum
Mid-missionary position the man pulls out, turns his back to the woman and defecates into her vagina. This maneuver is remarkably difficult, hence the likeness to docking a shuttle into a space station at 17,000 mph.

from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I have a huge space-travel fetish and space docking is just like 'one small drop for a man, one giant orgasm for mankind.

docktart 

Created by regulars of the game "Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates", the term ___tart refers to someone who does an activity frequently and with much skill. Usually used as not an insult, but as recognition.

Docktart represents someone who spends alot of time simply chatting, and not taking part in the actual purpose of the game.
"Wow, there he goes docktarting again. I love how he never shuts up."
docktart by kn0c June 22, 2005
a mixture between a townie and a poser. a docker will be between the age of 15 and 20, pretend to be hard as nails and wear the usual checked ben sherman or burberry, trousers and kickers. hair gel slapped on by the gallon and combed straight forward.
'look at that stupid docker!!! '
Docker by Anonymous July 27, 2003
The act of placing your dick in a pocket. Generally in the pocket of the pants you are wearing.
"I went to docket but my pocket was full."

"I docketed last night and showed it to my girl. She was impressed by the heat I was packing."
Docket by Docketeer January 10, 2015