dickscum

the fungus that appears around the japs eye of the penis if left unused for too long

i had too go to the doctors to get my dickscum removed

by cheese lover May 13, 2005

dickshift

stuck acting like a dickhead, acting in a way that nobody likes, said to be stuck in "dick shift"

A friend has been acting rude to you all day and you confront them about it.

"Man get out dickshift! nobody likes you right now."

by Mach Zahoney October 26, 2009

chicks and dicks

a slang term for being bisexual

Guy #1: Dude! You are so gay!
Guy #2/Girl: So what? Yeah I'm gay! I like chicks and dicks!

by rckrchica03 November 8, 2012

Tuft of dicks

3 penis entered into a single hole.

Ezra’s Mom preferred a tuft of dicks.

by Ezra’s daddie June 12, 2018

Dickshit

Being a smart ass a jerk and 'know it all' while everything inside of him is a complete SHIT

and your pee will be like shit..!!

boy 1: i know that all you know..
boy 2: you are a fuckong dickshit!

by DeadMasterL October 21, 2010

Can i get free gay dicks

Can i get free gay dicks

Can i get free gay dicks

by Bunnprisgorme May 4, 2022

chicks before dicks

Opposite of "bros before hoes"

I believe I came up with "chicks before dicks" as I have never heard it anywhere else.

by I am Lisa April 30, 2007