Derg deal

The act of selling a dragon plushie or other dragon paraphernalia in a shady manner that closely resembles a drug deal, such as out of the back of your car in a parking lot at night.
No, officer, nothing bad going on here at all. I just like dragon plushies, that's all. This is just a derg deal.
by Vinderex February 19, 2022
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Midland Side Deal

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.
We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.
by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022
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Deal with people like me

Is that what I should be saying, fat bitch who proves that even the fat cocks have to slum it sometimes?
Hym "You don't deal with people like me. You fuck the fat cocks and then demonize me for you doing that. NO ONE deals with people like me because there ARE no people like me. There is exactly 1 trillionaire on the planet right now."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2025
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Schmeal Deal

A collection of pure top notch Schmeals. For the simple price of £3.50 at your local Morrisons
Morrison's got nothin on them Schmeal Deals
by Calstudogsqueezy x November 15, 2019
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Daddy Deals

When you or someone you know is to lazy to take care of things themselves and has to have there father help them.
Yo mike's dad is paying for half of his car because he is to lazy to work. Damn he be getting those (Daddy Deals)
by JQ07 August 05, 2008
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Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.
If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉
by Martoon32 March 20, 2021
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Chicken sandwich deal

When one enters into a purchase of an item or service at a significant discount. This is also commonly referred to as a 'deal' etc.
Tupes and I got a chicken sandwich deal on those new tires.
by The forty six May 12, 2019
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