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Crispy Salad

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The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.
Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad

Samantha: Ew
by ginormous george July 28, 2022
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Generally relating to being very old.
Man, your grandpa's gotten real crispy recently.
by Reprovague August 2, 2022
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An endearing term for being a bit weird, wild and chaotic. Not fully cooked, just a little crispy.
Kimbo was so crispy on the weekend
by MessT August 16, 2022
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when you’re grump level is 5,000.
wow, jay is really crispy today.
by primeshields July 23, 2022
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Crispy Critter

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A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.
That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.
by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022
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An occurrence that feels perfect in the moment. Resulting in vibez that are unmatched.

Crispy is to describe only the best things that happen to you, or are going to happen to you.
I got a full nights rest for the first time in weeks and it was Crispy

Hanging out with you was so Crispy

I went on the Crispiest date, I can’t wait to tell you all about it

The convo was so Crispy I was on the edge of my seat
by B 0 B November 7, 2022
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crisps smith

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manager of nufc

100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok
me: ‘babe im leaving you for someone else
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too
by qwerty420uiop68 January 12, 2023
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