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Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.
Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
by Smegladon December 18, 2023
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Cricket

An individual with a substance addiction, which is supported through the sale of stolen merchandise. A "cricket" is characteristically active at night, marketing stolen items to contacts quickly by selling goods at a discounted rate. They are likely to be housing and dropping off merchandise via a 1998-2011 Ford Crown Victoria. If a regular customer, it is not uncommon for a cricket to take requests for future transactions.
I met up with my cricket, but when I bought what I asked for, he tried to sell me a vacuum cleaner and a speaker.
by T. Sherman January 16, 2024
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Same as swamp crickets!

Used to express joy at discovering one is doing (or planning to do) something at the same time as a friend or companion. Usually used for joyous occasions

(Based on swamp crickets' ability to be doing the same thing at the same time)
"My plane is landing in NYC on Thursday"
"OMG, mine too!"
"Yay! Same as swamp crickets!"
by MayuKitahara January 30, 2024
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Cricket

A sport played in multiple countries with over 1.2 billion fans.
“They where playing cricket on a Saturday.”
by Bag full of children April 5, 2023
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Cricket

A insect the lives in nature.
“The crickets where chirping outside during the night.”
by Bag full of children April 6, 2023
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Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.
Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.
by Master ski November 21, 2023
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Scissor Crickets

the crabs that a lesbian has acquired
watch out girl!!!! she defiantly got the ''scissor crickets'' mainly found on woman with the name jennifer, helena, and maddison.
by anonymous November 21, 2023
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