Crab trap

A female who's vagina is a revolving door that's constantly catching crabs

Girl:1 wow she has a big crab trap
Girl:2 what about Tiffany

Girl:1 her too

by Smittywerbermansjenson May 27, 2017

Big Crab

A fucking crab fuck you crab

Look at that fucking Big Crab

by LDH333 June 18, 2020

Crab Slag

Crab Slag AKA A slow moving Swamp Donkey on the cheap

I fell asleep before that crab Slag could satisfy me....

by Seven77777 January 17, 2018

cleavage crab

Cleavage crab: A crab coming for your tatas

"Why is that cleavage crab staring at my boobs? oh hello crab are you enjoying my boobs? good for you!"

by creature_with_one_eye December 6, 2015

Crab Daddy

The fuckiest fuck of all fuckboys.

That nigga think he a pimp, but he just a Crab Daddy.

by Apollyon83 October 13, 2023

Crab arm

When a kid named Eric's arm is fucking curled up and he try's to rap but sucks ass.

Eric fisted Mr. Donovan with his crab arm while being called a retard by a gay kid named Matt.

by Dick wand June 11, 2014

Crab Holocaust

The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.

"Did you know that 11 Billion crabs went missing? What, like a Crab Holocaust?" - The Goons, 2023

by Pickled_Penids420 March 16, 2023