When your in a conversation and it's starting to get dry so out of nowhere you say "U BOBBLE CRAB" and that's a conversation started.
by Leona malfoy November 7, 2020
Get the Bobble crabmug. Finger crab - A small cluster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.
Keith: What's that on your finger?
Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab
Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab
by fingerslammer December 17, 2013
Get the finger crabmug. by Smittywerbermansjenson May 27, 2017
Get the Crab trapmug. The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.
by Pickled_Penids420 March 16, 2023
Get the Crab Holocaustmug. Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY
by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021
Get the CRAB AIDSmug. 18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.
she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.
she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.
spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)
by justbackfromholiday July 13, 2009
Get the Ellen Crabmug. To squat down on your toes, reaching under the leg to masturbate in a downward motion.
Common sport amongst contractors working away from home. Of an evening, should they be feeling frisky and risky, they may strip off, carefully climb up on to the B&B’s sink rim, tiptoes on the unsupported edge. Whilst in this expert position he may decide to crab-wank one out whist his face/eye is pressed against the mirror, eyeballing himself until completion.
Common sport amongst contractors working away from home. Of an evening, should they be feeling frisky and risky, they may strip off, carefully climb up on to the B&B’s sink rim, tiptoes on the unsupported edge. Whilst in this expert position he may decide to crab-wank one out whist his face/eye is pressed against the mirror, eyeballing himself until completion.
Martin: How was your evening Andy?
Andy: Pretty tragic really.
Martin: But I thought you had your night planned? Kebab and a crab-wank you said??
Andy: The kebab was great and I was after a thrill before bed.
Martin: What’s tragic about that? Did you manage the expert?
Andy: Almost, but the sink came off the wall and I couldn’t finish.
Martin: Still, better than Steve last year, his sink shattered and cut his femoral artery.
Andy: Hummnn, I may go back to the floor for a bit…
Andy: Pretty tragic really.
Martin: But I thought you had your night planned? Kebab and a crab-wank you said??
Andy: The kebab was great and I was after a thrill before bed.
Martin: What’s tragic about that? Did you manage the expert?
Andy: Almost, but the sink came off the wall and I couldn’t finish.
Martin: Still, better than Steve last year, his sink shattered and cut his femoral artery.
Andy: Hummnn, I may go back to the floor for a bit…
by Goatboy Grasshead June 8, 2021
Get the Crab-Wankmug.