cow-spanker

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)

"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)

by Djgamer101 April 25, 2011

fart cow

An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.

Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.

by C Mathers July 26, 2008

Cowed-out

Area of wilderness in which cows have been allowed to graze and wallow, to the detriment of the environment. In everyday use, refers to an area that has been over-used, with disastrous results.

The conference room looks totally cowed-out, thanks to Frank's mass-email about the free cake.

by twistiedoodle November 23, 2010

Sly Cow

It is a British term. It can be used as a player but is Normally used as a name for a man trying or making the first move such as, holding hands, a hug, or, a kiss

Wow he tried to hold your hand that means hes a sly cow.

by Jenna Axe November 2, 2016

Bawai Cow

He is god, and he is cow. Don't disrespect him, or the council and the milk will kill you. He stars in many bibles.

"Bawai Cow sucks!" said joe
Joe fucking dies

by wi3hfl November 11, 2019

Cow Senpai

a bootiful being

you see cow senpai?
yes , i hope he notices me

by TuanologyX February 1, 2019

cow tiddy

The underbelly of a female cow that shoots out milk like little guns.

Syn. Utter (sg.)

"I collected milk from that cow tiddy."

by Cow_esperts May 3, 2016