Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

Cousin

My bitch

My cousin fucks me in the asshole because I don't want babies, and I slap his throbbing cock.

by Iloveducks9000 May 26, 2018

Clout Cousins

2 niggas that think they are cool but are completely retarted

Look at those clout cousins
I dated my clout cousins

by thin mints r good May 27, 2018

Cousin Squared

When you have a cousin related on both sides of your family.
When a set of siblings marry another set of siblings - both marriages have children and they are cousins squared.
Aka cousin to the power of 2.

Can’t wait to go out tomorrow with my cousin squared.

by Cousin^2 November 16, 2019

cousin

Parent's sibling's child.

My cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

first cousin

Parent's sibling's child.

My first cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

third cousin

Great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild.

My third cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019