1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.
2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.
2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...
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CornBinder; One who attends church regularly and binds up the evil power of the Corndog and Pabst Blue Ribbon that these delicious treats has over said religious Zealot
Grandama Schwilly is such an unsophisticated Rural person she uses the power of Jesus to bind up the powers of such Corny ideas as she gets hungry for Corndogs and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and needs Gods help to keep from getting so fat from those treats she has so many Corny ideas they call her a Cornbinder who uses the Power of God to bind up the evil powers of her Corndogs and beers in church
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The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.
D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.
-Coonery at it's best.
-Coonery at it's best.
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My sister is a corniterian
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