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CornBinder; One who attends church regularly and binds up the evil power of the Corndog and Pabst Blue Ribbon that these delicious treats has over said religious Zealot
Grandama Schwilly is such an unsophisticated Rural person she uses the power of Jesus to bind up the powers of such Corny ideas as she gets hungry for Corndogs and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and needs Gods help to keep from getting so fat from those treats she has so many Corny ideas they call her a Cornbinder who uses the Power of God to bind up the evil powers of her Corndogs and beers in church
by Kornny December 23, 2012

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