gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

cock blockula

a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.

Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!

by bradlay July 4, 2008

YEP COCK

YEP COCK is a Twitch meme popularized in a Reckful stream. It derivated from the Twitch emote YEP (Pepe with a slight smile), and COCK was added so people could spam the emote in the chat. It can be used in whatever context.

What's a YEP COCK?
YEP, COCK

by Haomakk May 18, 2020

Cock in the Cunt

A beautiful way to describe the act of sexual intercourse.

You are a beautiful elegant young woman, could I please give you Cock in the Cunt?

by let me use my old name July 2, 2009

cock slub

To slap another persons face with an erect penis.

I cock slubbed her until she consented to oral sex.

by phx April 22, 2003

Cock-friendly

A part of the body which shows the characteristic of being fuckable and which seems to welcome and relish the presence of cock

- Guy 1 "hey would you do that girl?"
- Guy 2 " Nah..maybe just a BJ, she's got a nice cock-friendly mouth"

by Exo123 February 23, 2010

cocking it off

slang male masturbating

High on speed, I ended up cocking it off all night

by Robert James Pilcher September 1, 2008