Closet Bitch

A girl who seems like a good person but really is a bitch undrneath

a girl who is nice to your face but really is a bitch hense closet bitch;brie ebert

by somechickk11 April 16, 2011

Closet Hipster

Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.

"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.

by GdragonBEmyhusband September 3, 2016

closet child

1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.

2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.

I am a closet child. Let me be with my people.

by TheOGCC November 7, 2019

Closet smoke

A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.

Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...

by SHammer35 July 6, 2020

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving

Bro, are you out to your family yet?
Kind of, but it’s more of a Schrödinger’s closet situation.

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

in the closet gay

Your just gay but refuse to say you are :/

Max your such a "in the closet gay" just admit!!

by Camiashit May 22, 2021

closet jerk

someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.

"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."

by Caaulolo September 16, 2020