Wafting Chuck

While in a hungover state a person sits up while leaning back on the couch to get a sip of water, after having farted, and the smell is so raunchy it causes that person to vomit in their own lap. Usually compared to the bottled scent of a blue waffle.

" Dude, John drank too much Jager last night and gave himself a wafting chuck, now he's cleaning the mess."

by Marydoyouwanna June 04, 2013

Chucked the mayo

To ejaculate on to something

Oliver: Did I hear your grandson wanked onto his door?
Marge: Yes, and the handle's gone a bit stiff ever since Roger chucked the mayo at it

by Mischa July 06, 2017

Pune Chuck

Lifting a person off the ground by their gooch with your hands in a "praying hands" motion.

Caleb pune chucked me in the locker room after weights class.

by Tyguy10687 September 03, 2020

Chuck Norris

1) Virtually everyone on Urbandictionary.com hates for some odd reason. (butthurt)
2) An actor
3) A very good martial artist (at least he has the balls to stand up to Bruce Lee)

Don't be butthurt over Chuck Norris

by Talon Of Fear January 26, 2017

Chuck Norris

A man who can talk to Jesus, he flies trains and drives planes. He LOVES kids and eats children.

Chuck Norris doesn't speak to Jesus, Jesus speaks to him

by Graysocks1111 November 18, 2019

Chuck Norris

A form of joke that died in 2007, but is still used today by many pseudo-nine-year-olds.

Person 1: Hey dude want to hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure, whatever.
Person 1: Chuck Norris died 20-
Person 2: *shoots Person 1*

by Leonardo DiCapuccino October 09, 2015

Chuck Norris

You can't find him, no matter where you look, but Chuck Norris finds you

Chuck Norris is everywhere, nowhere and in his house

by Professor White March 20, 2021