Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".

"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Christopher Standart

Adjective; typically used to describe a gay man who is, though not limited to, a cunt, nigger, and non-Artie Award winner.

"I lost the best actor Artie to James Chihocki, ugh; I'm this year's Christopher Standart"

by Daniel Pruett January 19, 2020

christopher zackery

a weirdo who likes dank memes and minecraft and tyler and pokemon

le christopher zackery likes le tyler

by ThAt 1 AnNoyIng FriEnd May 3, 2018

Christopher

The try hard guy that gets hard just looking at himself

Hey christopher is gay

by BigBoi8686868 January 31, 2018

christopher

A kid who is always up to party and have a good time

Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Christopher comes.

by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023

Christopher

A nerdy guy who loves star wars and photography. Usually lives in the UK.

You will usually find a christopher doing something to do with technology and computers.

by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022

Christopher Greaves

Christopher Greaves was born on 12th of September in the year 2000. Christopher is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. Christopher is one of the most loyal men they have, Christopher is a one girl man he doesn’t have multiple girls at one time. Christopher is husband material.

Christopher Greaves was born on 12th of September in the year 2000. Christopher is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. Christopher is one of the most loyal men they have, Christopher is a one girl man he doesn’t have multiple girls at one time. Christopher is husband material.

by CG1A August 15, 2021