Christopher James Dent is a very mean boy. He’s always ruining Briars Rose’s day. He also very slow and can’t quite comprehend simple instructions. Make sure you stay at least 12 feet from Christopher James Dent!
by Briar January 19, 2023
Get the Christopher James dentmug. Yes, hello there Christopher, hi! 🖐 Yes that's exactly where I'm from. And no, it's not a little of both. You know I hang around you work-salesmen infotainment self-help guys so I doubt it's very hard for you to assume that the algorithm will bring me to you and it takes very little effort for you to seed a couple of those in every episode and assume I'll catch a clip.
Hym "Why yes, Christopher. I do relate to that. So glad to have you as a fan! What's your favorite part? Is it the child-murder or is it the blasphemy? Little of both? Came for the child-murder and stayed for the blasphemy? Is it the underlying meta-narrative? Most people like the underlying meta-narrative. Like like to make derivative shows and what not... But that's ok. And that's fine. You don't have to say my name. I will insult you and everything you belive and PROBABLY your children until you change your mind. So... Try not not to have ugly kids or something, m'kay? Makes it too easy. Welp... I don't have anything else for now... So, yeah..."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2023
Get the Christophermug. Christophe is the best guys around, the most handsome guy, the most intelligent. they are rich as fuck, has a big cock, and blow their load in their girlfriend's face. Like short girl with a tight ass named sandra
Christophe for the win!
by jackftw October 6, 2017
Get the christophemug. christopher is the kind of man that makes you do a double take. He is sweet and attractive in every way. He takes your breath away and sweeps you off your feet. He may not make a move for 4 years but, he will be waiting for you with open arms to begin a bright beautiful future with you. He’s perfect and a great cook, supposedly. Amazing all around. Skillful, smart, courageous, brave, protective, romantic, sweet, hilarious and beautiful laugh and smile .
by jooooooooojojojojojojojo November 24, 2021
Get the christophermug. by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022
Get the Christopher bassmug. A very cute player that many girls simp for. He is very cute and makes the non-hoe girls fall for him. Hopefully he is obsessed with the right girl. He is boy who doesn't know what he wants. He is hispanic, short, hot, cute, indecisive, mamas boy, has mommy issues, like boobs, really loves thighs, is a one piece fan, is a player yet wants something serious. He is very kind and sweet though, he just isn't dating material though.
by urlocalMILF<3 April 10, 2022
Get the Christopher Madridmug.