LuWeegee Children

A group of people who follow the teachings of LuWeegee, a God who is determined to save us from death and allow us Paradise upon passing through the Sun Gate, a gate opened once the sun collapses in billions of years.

Are you one of the LuWeegee Children?

LuWeegee Children by Jojojojokira5 May 15, 2019

Pocket children 

Pocket children are collections of dust, sand and other odds and ends found in ones pocket. The pocket children are often forgotten or neglected inside ones pocket. When the owner of the pocket empties it out the pocket children are born and are now you responsibility. Take care of your children.

I found some pocket children in my old rain jacket from years ago. Now I have a family...

Pocket children by Daddi Longlegz September 17, 2019

Ubering Children 

Ubering the children to and from their destinations by personally driving them when requested.

I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.

Ubering Children by Crazy49 February 29, 2020

chest children

Boobs, especially big ones

When I wish her happy birthday, I’ll make sure to say it to her two chest children too

chest children by maxreboband November 22, 2020

crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.

"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"

crunchy children by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

pointy children 

Children that are pointy.

"Ow! There are so many pointy children!! RUN-"

pointy children by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

yeast children 

What are yeast children you may ask

Well they are young developing yeast packets making the greatest bread

Maddie: How did you make this bread Ella

Ella: I used my yeast children

yeast children by Queenofspuds July 3, 2021