Fart Cereal

The act in which you fart into a cereal box and then serve someone cereal from that box.

Eva was mad at Michael and served him a huge bowl of fart cereal

by Mamaeva May 4, 2020

pre-cereal milk

the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.

Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.

by GGamer65 June 2, 2020

Extra Cereal day

Extra cereal day, a day filled with joy, a day, where you could eat whatever cereal you wanted to eat without be judge, a day where you have no limits, a day where all your dreams could come true.. A DAY WHERE YOU CAN EAT 2 BOWLS OF CEREAL INSTEAD OF 1!

It only on November 22nd and if you don't do it the cereal gods will be angry

"Yo dude, Its Extra Cereal day!"

"ahh heck yeah bubbbi!"

by Tay Animations September 2, 2020

lil cereal

ananya

“yo look it’s lil cereal! ayo much what’s crunchin 🤤😈‼️“

by deeznutzlol May 9, 2021

homeless cereal

Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.

"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"

by Cheeriho May 12, 2021

Poop cereal

When you pee and poop at the same time.

Omg, while I was peeing, what I thought was a fart, ended up being poop. It was like I was peeing on top of my poop. Total poop cereal.

by Lisa g unit November 18, 2021

Opening ceremony

When you have to lube a finger and put it in your ass before using it.

I have to commence an opening ceremony before I shit or it will tear me apart.

by Ophinaut October 7, 2021