windex and cheese

What sperm tastes like

If I had to describe the taste of sperm, I'd say it was like windex and cheese.

by JennaQ July 5, 2005

chalk and cheese

Two things that might be confused as similar but which are in fact very different.

Fedora and Ubuntu are like chalk and cheese.

by Anacrolix April 17, 2009

freeze the cheese

Act of holding in a fart; not cutting the cheese.

Remember to always be polite and freeze the cheese in elevators.

I was on a date with a hot chik and right when things got intense I had to blow some wind, but luckily instead I froze the cheese.

by anna1dee May 12, 2010

Cheese Roll

When someone fingers you whilst eating a cheese roll

Did you hear Sam cheese rolled that girl?

by CheeseRollin December 25, 2018

Mac And Cheese

Good food, Its tasty.

Me : IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

by ImMakingMacAndCheese August 31, 2019

biggie cheese

Biggie cheese is basically a god, who raps better than everyone in the whole universe evern combined.

Big Homie: Have you prayed to biggie cheese last night?
Big dog: No, i was listening to his rap.

by Bigdoge March 18, 2017

Satans Cheese

A scalding hot orb of either sunflower or olive oil located in the centre of most hollow pastas such s macaroni, or penne. This killer of taste buds is known to burn your tongue no matter how cold the meal is, leaving your exciting meal to become a death trap.

shit boys, i just ruined my day with satans cheese

by rougedanno May 8, 2014