Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.
That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.
She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey
My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey
My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Dusty Cactusmug. by Big or pe May 22, 2020
Get the Soft cactusmug. by doug=caesar July 27, 2011
Get the Cactus smackingmug. Someone who you have a crush on... but you think its someone one you know and then its a total stranger!
Glenda: I saw this kid in gym... i think it was Blake... he's really hot!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!
Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!
Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!
by Glenda Foot Massage St. Cactus October 1, 2017
Get the cactusmug. by Pig rolls July 2, 2020
Get the cactusmug. A sex position where you you pin your partner against the wall with their leg raised on a 90 degree angle and the opposite arm also raised at 90 degrees. A little bit of grow out is preferred to for prickly feelings.
by Catilda Grora November 14, 2022
Get the the wild cactusmug. 