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Cheese Basket 

A dirty, hairy whore's crotch. Slightly sweaty, very moist and a stank you can smell through clothes. Especially thin stretch pants. Has the external appearance of curdled yogurt.
Watch that crack whore braaaahhh. She'll fuck for a fix. But she's got the worst cheese basket. I know. I needed a spoon for that Yoplait she had culturing down there.
Cheese Basket by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017

Cheese Cloth 

The dirty gusset of one's underwear. May be soiled from sweat, urine, feces or other secretions. Generally is accompanied by a pungent, odiferous cheese like smell.
Frank grabbed a pair of his girlfriend's worn panties. He was hoping to inhale the perfume of her fragrant petals but instead ingested the rancid smell of her Cheese Cloth.
Cheese Cloth by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

Cheese Nigger 

A disparaging term for a Wisconsinite, not necessarily black.
That cheese nigger stole my damn bike.

Cheese Army

Cheese Army is run by our cheese lord AlfaOxtrot, the cheese army hates birch trees, babies, lactose intolerant people, and getting rickrolled. The Cheese Army is one of the strongest things ever and will not stop until everyone likes cheese.
Cheese Army by Whip Creamy April 8, 2021

Cheese My Elk 

Phrase used with old person who asks nosy questions about your dating life
Dave: Hey, Kai, what’s the name of that girl you’re taking to the dance and what’s her GPA?
Kai: Hey, Dave, cheese my elk.
Cheese My Elk by Woofmutt February 28, 2022

cheese wiz 

a ass full of cheese but only delivered through the whole by a girl named kailea
kailea just gave her meema a cheese wiz”