Cat

you are so ugly

Cat

by Hiwassuppeeps November 2, 2019

Cat

Hairy stalkers that creep around and have very slowwww matabilisum, they claw your feet when you get out of bed and love you when you have food and reject your sleeping for you to get up and nothing being wrong periotttttt

You:wow today was so much work I think it’s time to sleep

cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*

you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat

You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store

by Ebolafingertoes November 2, 2019

Cat

Cats usually pee and poop everywhere and vomit and hair balls everywhere ( I know this cause I have 3) and they may only love u because u feed them and stroke them because they’re absolute idiots but they aren’t that bad. But I don’t think u should get one if that why ur here dogs are better or bunny’s but that is my opinion go aheAd

Me: please don’t hairball all over me

My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*

Me: f**** you

by Mychihuahua_olly November 10, 2019

cat

a cute furry creature that can feel you with love as well as 2 inch scars

i love my cat, i don't know if he loves me back but i don't care.

by patcat November 11, 2019

cat

cute creatures that want to take over the world but most people don't know that.
weapons: teeth (biting), claws (scratching), and cuteness (tricking us)

guy 1: WOAH THAT'S A CAT!
Guy 2: be careful, fluffy will bite you.
Guy 3: no she won- AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Guy 2: that proves it.

by catlord111 November 17, 2019

Cat

devils pet

Zac: I got a cat yesterday.
George: Oh a devils pet?

by Definitely not that guy16 November 21, 2019

Cat

Fluffy

Dogs are better than cats cause cats don’t care.

by Cheeseandbigboy November 21, 2019