Italian Breakfast

The morning after you have sexual intercourse with your mate she eats off the dry cum off of your sac.

What'd you eat for breakfast?

I had one of those italian breakfasts this morning!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

Breakfasty

A light but tasty meal, usually occurs late morning but definitively before brunch. The term is a portmanteau of the words breakfast and lovely, not as some claim a bastardization of "breakfast tea"

Proper breakfasty foods include artichokes, Brie cheese and jelly-never jam.

Juan: Isabela would you like to have breakfasty with me on Sunday?
Isabela: why, yes. I would love to (in british accent and lifting a pinky)

by Xottox April 19, 2011

Greasy Breakfast

The act of grabbing some one by the ears (normally a girl) and wiping her face up your gooch and nutsack

*one boy to another* - Sophie woke up to me giving her a fantastic greasy breakfast this morning

by Grease Monster March 9, 2011

israeli breakfast

The act of eating eggs, cottage cheese, nutella, tuna mix, avocado, and olives out of a woman's pussy.

Ezekiel: "I had the best israeli breakfast this morning before shacharit at the synagogue"
Abraham: "Oy vey!"

by Big Dingo January 19, 2016

The Breakfast of Champions

The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.

Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

belgian breakfast

Its when you crack an egg into a women's vagina, stir it with your penis, and then fry it in a pan.

I gave suzie a belgian breakfast.

by boots08 April 8, 2009

chuck berry breakfast

Similar to dingleberry stew; the chuck berry breakfast consists of human feces slathered in pancake syrup and butter served on a hot pane of glass. Favorite morning time meal of legendary R&B musician Chuck Berry. See Cold Carl.

"This chuck berry breakfast is chock full o' nuts."
"My lady was constipated so she couldn't serve me a chuck berry breakfast."

by Snapper Carr January 4, 2005