A very nice person who has suffered the brunt of other's bullying and childhood trauma, who is nice to a fault but has weak moments like we all do, but they can breakdown when provoked and sometimes just lose it or get mad. Generally attractive, modest. They can make you laugh so easily and they have a flare in their personality, like they're a secretly got an acting gig on the side. You'll never know their real pain unless you're a true friend and they feel safe enough they can open up. They make an amazing friend and you'd be lucky to have them!
by Emmett L. Brown November 17, 2023
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Bruce: "I'm gonna kick your ass cause I'm an ass with an ass."
Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"
Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."
Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"
Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."
by S0ulong November 20, 2023
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by itsbayaofcc November 20, 2023
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by bllabot November 22, 2023
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Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
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Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"
by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023
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