Chris Browned

The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.

For example.

BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned

by AssumptionsKill June 5, 2018

Wind-browned

When the skin is in contact with the wind long enough to cause a temporary color change to brown.

His face was wind-browned in a matter of days after he took the job.

by Canniblcupcak June 10, 2018

Ian Browned

When a person is well and truly tired, utterly fucked or a false viking.

Used in sentence:
"Jesus, I'm Ian Browned after that run!"

by BlindJellyfishh February 9, 2019

Bobby Browneye

Back handing a girl in the asshole

I I totally Bobby Browneyed a girl during doggy.

by Beefkurtains March 23, 2019

bailey brownridge

is a bitch

"You know that bailey brownridge guy?"

"Yeah he is a bitch."

by Jack1352 November 3, 2019

Sylvia Browne

A large white woman, with painted fingernails, with enhanced teeth, and blonde hair. And a very loud voice.

I got a psychic reading from Sylvia Browne. It cost $30. I paid her with a free pizza.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Dalton Browned It

The act of shitting the bed, fucking up, and absolutely dropping the ball.

The milk maiden Dalton Browned it when she didn’t produce any milk from her subject.

by DirtyHoleBandit May 7, 2020