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stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty
"come over babe i've got stoner boner
by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019
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bologna boner

When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.
Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.
by xxxpageagain August 19, 2013
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Boner in the Mouth

This asphalt pie is like a boner in the mouth!
by Shizbonerz November 16, 2011
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chalk boner

noun: the erection you get during class, usually right before the teacher asks you to write something on the chalkboard. A type of social suicide.
Today in math, the teacher asked me to solve a problem on the board, and everyone saw my enormous chalk boner.
by BlSH0P December 5, 2009
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pizza boner

Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.
"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"
by Sick Majors December 6, 2013
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Writer's Boner

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
by thecrazydragon March 13, 2011
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Lazy boner

When Pamela entered the room, Kyle was standing in front of the mirror naked, with a lazy boner, smearing scarlet lipstick all over his face.
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?
by Ronnie Slogun November 22, 2014
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